Golden Pony

when during the course of butt sex the man pisses in his partner's ass. The partner can either be female or male. This is associated with Golden Showers, but is inherently different and possibly the opposite

Andrew - YO MENG did you hear that I gave my girlfriend the wettest and dirtiest golden pony ever!!

Boy#2 - hey dude did you hear about this new fab? Its call golden pony and all the ladies love it

by Kyle the Ginger December 18, 2008

pre-gold digging

The act of going after a man who is not yet rich and successful but has great potential. Therefore, it will seem as if you are interested in his personality while your true interests lie in his future riches.

Ex: I ride the engineering busses around campus because I'm trying to do some pre-gold digging.

by lkroche November 23, 2009

golden silence

when a blonde is not speaking

Hear the golden silence

by R M E August 1, 2008

gold bond spaghetti

Sweat-saturated noodles of absorbent powder that collect beneath your balls.

It's so hot my gold bond spaghetti is melting.

by Dustin LaWynne May 28, 2009

Golden Vazquez

The act of peeing on someone with a large head

Boy I really Golden Vazquez'd that chick with freakin' large head

by Golden Vazquez Luva July 7, 2011

Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD

An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.

Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD is my hero.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

A Golden Ticket

Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory

Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005