glockoma

When you shoot someone with a glock and they fall into a coma..

I shot him with a glock and put him in a coma now what does he have... glockoma

by sebastian garcia March 10, 2008

glockglock9000

ur cock

imma give u this glockglock9000 bitch

by bornnig September 22, 2020

Gloched

A variation of owned or pwnd. When a player of an online game utterly kicks the shit out of a noob or pro, they are then gloching them.

Pure Pwnage Gloches a11 31$3!111!1

"Oh no ive been HeadShotted"
"YOU GOT GLOCHED"

by Nizzim (SF'ing MF'ers) December 20, 2004

shalacking the galocknoid

Verb: To play wit your Tallwacker, petting the snake, Wackin it, jerking Off.

Stweie was caught Shalacking the Galocknoid when his Mom walked into his bedroom.

by dcerny September 17, 2006

glockenspiel

something you say when you're trying to sell someone a glocken

i didn't expect a damn glockenspiel

by valleyman December 13, 2003

glonky

Glonky means that something is topheavy or uncoordinated looking.

Hey look at that Suzuki Forenza station wagon... with that bulbous body and tiny narrow wheels it looks so deformed and glonky!

by RufusInBton April 9, 2007

glocked

get glocked... the most embarrassing way to loose a f1 championship. In a dramatic finale mere seconds later, Hamilton overtook Timo Glock's Toyota - slowing because he was still on dry tyres despite the falling rain in the closing laps - to clinch the fifth place he needed, and with it the driver's championship by just one point.

Felipe Massa gets glocked and looses a handy title!!!

by andrepromocao March 15, 2009