glasgow scale

The official scale used to measure a drunken state.
A 1 to 15 scale, 15 being sober, 1 being dead.

Sam was gone, you can tell he can't handle his drink, he was pulling a 5 on the Glasgow!

"Call an ambulance, she won't wake up"...later that day..."the paramedic said she was lucky, she was 3 on the glasgow scale"

"Nah I've only had a couple, I'm still in double figures on the glasgow"

by Gearsy July 4, 2008

Glass Casket

Glass Casket are a death metal band from NC (formed in 2001) consisting of members from Between the Buried and Me and Narayan. They currently have two albums. Their sound is brutal and emotional. Give 'em a listen. You'll like 'em.

Glass Casket will destroy your face.

by MonochromeHeaven October 14, 2008

Glass Boxed

In the middle of TSA checkpoints are glass booths.

These booths are where they make you wait if you require further screening. If you have attitude they keep you there till you miss your flight.

Did you see that lady with the nice rack? The TSA glass boxed her for 20 minutes.

by Paul E. Ester December 2, 2010

Glass Carpet

To snort crack out of a hookers muff

Nina - "Did you have a great time with that prostitute last night?"
Glenn - "Yeah i gave her a glass carpet!"
Nina - "PHWOOOAH"

by yolo69yololo October 1, 2012

Glass crushing

To crush, gush, swoon or otherwise fall all over one's self for Ira Glass of This American Life.

Uh-oh, turn off the radio. She's Glass crushing again.

by snarfgarble April 4, 2013

glassaphobia

Fear of Google Glass

"Why aren't you wearing Glass, Sergey?"
"Because I have glassaphobia.

by Xectron November 16, 2013

glassasshole

Dude or chick that wears Google Glass like a butthole, tries to act as though they don't behave like a bluetooth douche.

Is that glassasshole looking at me, or staring into his dumbass glasses?

by gockomonster February 26, 2014