Fartstranglers

Extremely tight trousers.

"God, I've put on weight. I used to wear these jeans 10 years ago, now they're a right pair of fartstranglers

by gigliola May 2, 2014

Fartsy

Fartsy is when you almost shit yourselves of a fart but just wants to see if you sharted.

Why am i so fartsy all the time??

by PinkMelody November 2, 2016

fartstrated

Frustrated with all the farts. Usually in reference to your dog.

Ugh I'm so fartstrated with Brutus. My eyes are burning.

by Whiskey kcco February 2, 2017

foots

How Bob Ross refers to feet.

little tree foots

by Shawnmeboy December 2, 2016

footsiegobbler

Trouser legs. The pant alternative to sleeves.

My footsiegobbler was twisted and i couldnt get my pants on...

by someone who just knows stuff October 23, 2017

fartsnart

It’s a fart and a sneeze combined

Man I’m gonna do a crazy (fartsnart)

by Biggie Cheese 248 December 20, 2017

Fartscalating

The act of farting in the face of the person behind you while riding up an escalator or walking up a flight of stairs.

That was so nasty! On the way up the guy in front of me kept fartscalating.

by Perfectly Inappropriate Humor May 21, 2018