Safety-net sub

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

by Paterico December 9, 2008

kou's net worth

his net worth -10000000 lol stoopid ;P

"Wow ur net worth is a kou's net worth lol its so bad"

by elisb4cool21 February 17, 2025

Net banger

bkxbybrii Is definitely a net banger

Hey that girl bri is definitely a net banger she’s always trying to fight people online

by little mac64 April 10, 2024

Net Fu

Ones ability to search the internet with extreme leetness

He can find anything on the internet. His net fu is strong.

by Narflar January 19, 2015

net

net (n). slang for mother/ grown woman. derived from the room (30/01/22)

my net doesn't rip that i fuck with tattoos and piercings.

by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022

open net

Used instead of 'open book' to indicate your life is open and available for others to peruse on the internet.

My everything is being publicized everywhere. Google has it all. Facebook has it all. The County Library has it all. My life is an open net.

by FunGal_in_SoCal July 15, 2011

No Net November

Basically the internet next november because net neutrality is going away

"Dude i'm so ready for no net november!"

by Jeffydickballs December 19, 2017