Lap Dogg

A women who uses the word no to try and get men to force themselves onto them sexually, this can happen with clothes on or off.

That bitch signed into the barracks and came into my room, took her own panties off then gonna tell me no ??
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...

by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018

Leave It On Laps

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Leave It On Laps

by ToddAaronBrotzeIsNickFury March 18, 2025

Lap Gremlin

Someone who sits in people's lap as their friend

"Hey, would you be my Lap Gremlin?"
"Sure, I need some comfort anyways, thank you"

by Carlos the beast April 5, 2024

Satan’s Lap

Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.

“A dawg, u tryna add contributions to satan’s lap?”

by HoggariousridderoushammerousII January 27, 2022

Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.

In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.

by Legacy NOC Team September 19, 2012

LAP

LAP (Liveaboard Parent), I'm Cool

LAP, leaf 'Ykuk' (Ancestry), Please 'Friend'

by Inteckno April 19, 2023

Lap bore

When a shawty up in your lap and it gives bore vibes

She wasn’t a throat goat, she’s a lap bore

by Jadakiss934ever January 10, 2022