fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.

She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.

by soupbee November 5, 2014

Fortytown

Nickname for Kayenta, AZ.

St. Ides is the preferred drink of choice in Fortytown.

by Chizhi Worm February 10, 2017

Footy

Footy is a fat booty

Of shit jaren she got a footy!

by YungdaggerD March 30, 2017

footy family

An Australian family (not divorced). Normally with two or more children. The entire family goes for the same team. All the children do football training on Saturday morning (Auskick). The family poses a seeming endless supply of pointless team paraphernalia of which they will wear every moment they get. At school, all the children do is talk and play football during break time. They will also normally yell terms related to football during class time as random. Levels of intelligence across the family gene pool are questionable. Generally, all of the storage on the Foxtel box is used by recorded football games and various football related shows. Whenever there is a game, the entire family will crowd around the TV and yell at it. However on occasion they will attend an actual AFL match while wearing various layers of their team's merchandise.

That goddamn footy family, I can hear them screaming at the tv from next door!

by DinKukÄrMin September 30, 2017

Fortysixism

Fortysixism is a religion created by a group of normal human beings with 46 chromosomes, no more or less, from Southern Spain. It opposes the religion of "retardism", a religion created by a group of spackers with more than 46 chromosomes. The hierarchy of fortysixism is: God, Queen/King, Prophet, Follower, in that order.

"I met Sean yesterday, he's such faggot I decided to join fortysixism."
"If the retard runs at you, call fortysixism for reinforcements."

by llufhjhhg October 11, 2017

fifty wiper

When you go for a shit and after you've finished it takes many and much toilet tissue to get a clean result. As opposed to a good clean shit where you are claps shut with no residue to smear about

Thought I was going for a quick shit but it turned into a fifty wiper

by Ploppy son of Ploppy November 15, 2017

Fifty Tabs of Grey

Somebody who has a fuck-ton of BDSM porno open all at once in their browser.

Girl 1: "He opened up his laptop so we could watch Netflix, and it was all like Fifty Tabs of Grey!"
Girl 2: "Eeewww"

by photogriphiff March 18, 2018