florida paddle

Florida Paddle

Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.

It was getting dark and a little sharky in the water, so he did a florida paddle.

by Miki Dora December 30, 2013

Floridorkian

Floridorkian is the Definition of a Person who resides in Florida and wears Socks with Flip-
Flops. (Flori-dork-ian)

Hey Jessica look at that girls feet, she is a total floridorkian!
feet Florida socks dork funny flip-flops

by Jolly Mangina February 4, 2015

Floridiculous

Events that occur in Florida that the rest of the planet views as ridiculous, but which Floridians experience as everyday reality.

At a wake in Miami, a dead woman was propped up in her favorite rocking chair wearing her old wedding gown. That is so Floridiculous!

by grovemeister May 30, 2014

florida meatball

Sucking on a sweaty scrotum.

I love Florida meatballs.

by SirAnarchy March 27, 2017

Florida State fuckboy

A total asshole who hates all things Florida Gators and acts like he doesn’t even care!

UF Fan “ I know for a fact that guy wearing garnet and gold over there is an Florida State fuckboy he hates all things University Of Florida and doesn’t give a fuck about it he doesn’t even care!

by Mista Krabz October 1, 2017

florida state game

A code word for a hook up/ date .

Samantha and I are going to watch the Florida state game later.

by Jakehermanwillalwaysbeavirgin November 5, 2017

Florida

Florida is a beautiful place filled with wonderful people, Florida is famous for its night life, gorgeous sceneries and white sand beaches. Let’s also not forget about the CLEAR water! From Miami to Orlando to Tampa you can always find something to do in Florida! So many attractions which bring so many tourists from all over the world there all the time! Winter? Who needs it! Florida is a paradise nobody can resist! Florida is also Home to the hottest guys and sexiest girls!! Florida > California

Friend 1: damn so many good looking girls

Friend 2: we must be in Florida

by Jeffaanda November 16, 2017