Flesh Surprise

Surprising your lady with a Woodie and hopefully with positive results.

Susie and I went home after a wonderful dinner and I gave her the Flesh Surprise for Dessert.

by Rail Jockey TL October 17, 2011

flesh diaper

The act of pulling the foreskin over the tip of the penis, and safety-pinning it together.

"Man, you shouldn't have hooked up with that chick from the piercing place in the mall. She looks like she's into flesh diapers."

by brosemite sam April 11, 2010

flesh anus

1. When you misunderstand someone saying fleshlight when discussing cards against humanity.

2. The fleshy part of your anus

Emily I said flesh light not flesh anus.

I need to take better care and scrub my flesh anus.

by Dudewheresmycarsondaily August 27, 2022

FLESH AND RELBJALOOD

Mortal People's and animals with feelings that is related to relbjalood shed that was made by gomightydjis gomightybjis of the universe's the flesh of my blood Lonnie Benningfield junior as I created flesh and relbjalood. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.

I invented and made and created flesh and relbjalood. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 2, 2022

flesh rakes

finger brushes

You dont need a brush just use ur flesh rakes.

by baeily87 September 30, 2017

flesh

An animal that thrives below the sea, be scared be paranoid

"Hey have you heard about flesh?"

"Yeah flesh is pretty scary i dont like flesh"

by Shfancy Pansy May 8, 2023

Flesh Pocket

Using a body orfice to hide something, usually dope or contraband in prison.

I got pulled over, so I gave my dope to my girlfriend. She shoved it down her pants and into her flesh pocket so I didn't get caught.

When I got stripped down after visitation, I had the weed in my flesh pocket. Made it back to block, pulled it out, washed the baggies and made a mint selling it on the yard.

by Guitar God Jay January 19, 2016