Ethan

An EXTREMELY self-conceited person. Would rather talk about themself than listen to someone's last words. The farthest thing from humble, appreciative, and respectful. Thinks every girl wants his dick. Likes to use the phrase: you don't know me. Dad bod is a requirement.

Ethan has pushed me over the edge. I can't hear myself think over him talking about himself.

by Phatho May 20, 2017

Ethan

Makes memes on Paint, has mild retardation, and can't stop talking about his lactose intolerance/shitting everywhere.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.

Look at dat boi, Ethan go SKRRRRRRRRRR SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR on da haters.

by Emaster304 November 6, 2020

Ethan

An adjective that someone uses to describe himself/herself. It is synonymous with "mentally handicapped," and in some cases, "homosexual."

"I'm really excited to go to the movies!"
"Hi 'really excited to go to the movies!' I'm Ethan!"

by e_than_301 June 10, 2020

Ethan

A fat teenager who is always invading personal space

Your an ethan

by Shawgy March 8, 2019

ethan

Ethanis a person that always corrects you. He loves to go exploring with his cat. He loves pizza from trey. Ethan loves to hang out with Jonathan Cunningham and wants to make a collab video with him. You can always find Ethan playing minecraft.

“okay ethan”

by Jen Hotdogs October 21, 2017

Ethan

A complete FAGGOT. He is a player, and doesn't treat girls how they deserve to be treated. He is the biggest attention seeker you will ever meet and is a massive show-off

person 1: ethan is such a faggot,he cheated on me.
person 2: well yeah he's an ethan

by The_________Truth July 24, 2018

Ethan

When you meet a boy named Ethan, it feels like you’ve just been reborn. The love he can give is OUT OF THIS WORLD. He has a smile that could make his enemies smile but he doesn’t have any enemies because he’s such an amazing person. If you ever argue with an Ethan, he’ll always make sure he has a good reason about why he is right. He gives amazing advice and focuses on the little things in life. He always knows what’s right and would make an amazing boyfriend. If you ever meet an Ethan, don’t lose them. They are one of the best things that could happen to you and they REALLY aren’t like other boys. He’ll enjoy listening to your conversations, tell you what he likes about you, tell you funny jokes, maybe even flirt a little... boys named Ethan really just wanna be loved. That’s all..

My crush, Ethan, is on the wrestling team.

by Heather Gorge June 6, 2020