middle east

A term which originated in the west to pack up a group of regions and nations which have different languages, history, and culture. People there do not think of themselves as "middle eastern". They think of themselves as either Arabs, Turks, Persians .... and I can keep naming ethnicities for a long time.

Another misconception is that what is called the middle east is mainly a desert. Most countries in the so-called middle east have only a limited desert area and others do not have deserts at all.

Most countries in the so-called middle east have a lot of problems because of past or present western colonialism occupation or intervention.

A missled person: I've been to the middle east.
Another person: Could you be more specific?

First Person: When are these middle eastern people are going to stop having trouble?
Second Person: When WE LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!

by commentator January 25, 2008

eastenders

A dangerous and highly articulate disease that affects the central nervous system for about half an hour each day. It enters the body through the ears and eyes and attaches itself to the boringopiate receptors in the brain causing symptoms similar to a large injection of heroin in some people. However the disease affects people differently. It can cause anxiety, a distortion of reality, sweating, homosexuality, skin irritation, and mild death in others. Recommended treatment consists of several large doobies, and a box set of Family guy.

Fox JK is scared of catching Eastenders.

by fox JK August 24, 2006

East Haven

where everyone is italian and knows everyone elses business. you can mlost likely find us at lowes , krawszers, wendys,the pavilion, seawall or a dunkin donuts parking lot. And no matter how much we say we hate our town no one really does.

wat other town has their own christmas song?

east haven kid 1: yo where is everyone goin tonight,.

east haven kid 2: man meet me at d.d. ill be there in like 10 mins then well go chill down at lowes yo.

by mxm3 September 30, 2006

Easthampton

1.A medium sized town in western massachusetts. Middle class, post-industrial, with a sprinkling of art people and proto-yuppies. Easthampton is Northampton's white trash sister. Westhampton and Southampton are it's inbred hick cousins. It's considered improper for its younger residents to portray it in a positive light.

2.The Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

Let's go to Easthampton and loiter around the 7-11 until the cops get pissed.

by Lee Iacocca May 22, 2005

East Haven

East Haven is a small town in CT known for its younger population of wannabe gangstas, roid-rage, greasy skin, obsession with the Gotti's, and fleet of suped up Honda Civics. Known in the 70's and 80's for its residents Camaros, big hair, and non-existent minority population, modern-day East Havener's are either trailer-park Momauguinites or snobbish Foxonites. Seniors abound in EH as the old guard of its mafia population is slowly dying off. A piss poor youth culture (of roid popping, no-sack guys and whorish girls) dominates EH which boasts of a Chili's, a bowling alley, and a Stop and Shop as its main attractions. In fact, most Easties flee town to do anything involving money (God forbid someone in town do well!). And worst of all, the concept "fair fight" is understood by no one - although real fights rarely occur (they are mostly shouting matchings that criticize people's moms and their cooking/sexual habits).

In a quick note, East Haven's girls are whores, guys have no balls, seniors control the town from 5AM to 11AM, and everyone thinks they make the best pasta sauce.

Wannabe Gangster from EH: Let's do it... meet me at the Green in an hour and we'll settle this.
Wannabe Gangster 2: Fine!

.... Later at the Green in East Haven, with 100's of civics lining the streets

Wannabe 1: You gonna do anything, or are we gonna wait for Officer Nick to come break this up?
Wannabe 2: Nah man, you might sue me. Besides, It took me an hour to do my hair all Gotti like this!

by ItalianStalion0213 July 24, 2008

Cranston East

The incredibly ghetto school on the eastern side of cranston, RI. made up of two buildings: main, and briggs. our mascot is the "Thunderbolt" (so what if there's no such thing!). we barely have a roof, we have walls made of particle board dividing half the classrooms, and the heating does not work at all. on the bright side, we have the state's only competitive marching band, and the sexiest tuba section in new england, and possibly the east coast. other good points include a kick-ass AJROTC drill team.

kids at east do weed, while the preppy westies do coke because mommy and daddy can afford it.

announcement over the PA system(this seriously did happen): we must warn students not to use the doors going to briggs, because the tires keeping the synthetic membrane (tarp!) have begun to be blown off, due to the wind. we do not want any injuries due to falling tires, so, again, we urge students to find alternate routes in and out of the building.

by ... March 20, 2005

eastenders

Contrary to popular belief, Eastenders is not a story that unfolds. The storylines are available a week in advance and the cult TV soap known as eastenders is now a well known and widely used excuse for those moments when one cannot be bothered to get up off ones posterior and do something vaguely constructive.

"I can't. Eastenders is on"

by Snafu- May 26, 2004