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answer-dumpster

1. a person who loves to correct others in pronunciation of words and meanings of things if they're said out of context, just to piss you off.

2. a person who looks up complicated matters online just to try and cockblock you later in conversation.
Joe: "so in my early-civilization class, i learned about how women were hunter-gatherer's for the men. you wanna hunt for me, baby?"

Hottie: "totally."

(evesdropping) Jenkins: "actually, hunter-gatherers, in the true sense of the word is of a masculine origin. there's no way that word can mean anything else."

Joe: "hey thanks for that info man. Why don't you gather my balls in your mouth now?"

Hottie: *giggles* "what an answer-dumpster."
by concussionme August 24, 2009
mugGet the answer-dumpstermug.

Dumpster Fudge

A homeless person's fecal discharge that is later found by an unassuming secondary party in a trash receptacle.
Friend 1: "Try that fudge. It's good, but I didn't expect the corn and peanuts to go well together."

Friend 2: "No way, man. I'm not trying dumpster fudge ever again."
by Dan the shrubber May 24, 2016
mugGet the Dumpster Fudgemug.

Dumpster Biscuit

"Ew, a dumpster biscuit, what kind of a gross derelict would **** something behind a dumpster."
by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010
mugGet the Dumpster Biscuitmug.

dumpster wound

A skeezy girl's vagina.
I'm afraid I contracted syphilis from partaking in Sheila's dumpster wound.
by Charlotte Bronte the II February 23, 2011
mugGet the dumpster woundmug.

gravy dumpster

A woman from Ware with 7 kids by 7 different guys.
I saw 10 gravy dumpsters at WalMart today. Thats an all time low.
by Fupasloth508 July 11, 2017
mugGet the gravy dumpstermug.

dumpster hotdog

A sexual act : To receive oral sex immediately after administering rough anal sex.
buddy: did you get some last night?

bro: hell yea ... that girl was freaky!

buddy: How freaky was she?!

bro: She was so freaky she let me feed her the dumpster hotdog !
by neocidal December 5, 2012
mugGet the dumpster hotdogmug.

Dumpster Dave

a person who: A, owns a shotgun and: B, frequently dumpster dives
(female: Dumpster Diane)
That guy, he is in a dumpster, He's probably a Dumpster Dave
by otg3 February 12, 2021
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