Floor Diver

One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.

Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.

by shredder141 September 30, 2010

un-diverse

An alternative word used to describe an unvarying/repetitive selection of items or events.

''The food is un-diverse''

OR

''This catalogue is really un-diverse, it's just the same items over and over again''.
OR
''This artists music is un-diverse, it's just the same type of songs''

by TheDaleksTakeYourAnus December 19, 2013

rump diver

A homosexual

That dude is totally a rump diver!

by Lllpf July 12, 2015

Eagle diver

Someone who performed oral sex on a Colonel in an armed forces branch.

"Dude, I earned my Eagle Diver status last night. That chick was an Army Colonel."

by preparationh September 6, 2016

rectum diver

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

by Waddy Yablemiefor September 5, 2016

moff diver

A large, Nordic albino from the Western New York area who openly expresses his love of cunnlingus

The Moff Diver resurfaced and asked for a napkin immediately.

by FasterThanChuck June 10, 2016

cake diver

Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus

Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.

by DrinkMyH8 September 9, 2016