1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.
2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.
3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.
3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."
"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"
2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"
3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"
2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"
3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
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I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.
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1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
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When a British person decides to take a trip to the crapper, they say they were lollying a triple deuce to be polite.
Describes going to the bathroom and used by the Bri ish.
When a British person decides to take a trip to the crapper, they say they were lollying a triple deuce to be polite.
Describes going to the bathroom and used by the Bri ish.
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n.
1. The 2 of each suit in a deck of cards.
2. The middle (or second) finger.
3. An unattractive woman (as if rating on a scale of 1 - 10)
4. Feces (idiotic and vulgar)
1. The 2 of each suit in a deck of cards.
2. The middle (or second) finger.
3. An unattractive woman (as if rating on a scale of 1 - 10)
4. Feces (idiotic and vulgar)
1. I've got a pair of Jacks, a pair of Queens, and the deuce of hearts.
2. I flipped him the deuce.
3. Woof, woof! She's a deuce.
4. I'm really stupid and I have to drop a deuce.
idioms: "Deuces wild." (cards)
"What the deuce!?" (similar to "What the hell!?")
"Double deuce." (two middle fingers at once.)
"Drop a deuce." (to defecate)
2. I flipped him the deuce.
3. Woof, woof! She's a deuce.
4. I'm really stupid and I have to drop a deuce.
idioms: "Deuces wild." (cards)
"What the deuce!?" (similar to "What the hell!?")
"Double deuce." (two middle fingers at once.)
"Drop a deuce." (to defecate)
by InfrequentNinja February 12, 2004
Get the deuce mug.Not just taking a big shit. The act of dropping a duece is the act of taking a two pound shit. See also busting a fiddy and dealing an ace
by john crapper March 7, 2008
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