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The Silent Depression

Worse than the Great Depression from 2007 to current; the average salary from 1930 for an average American individual was $4900( adjusted for inflation $85,000 annually for one person) as of 2023 the average salary is $56,000 annually, making less than the height of the Great Depression. In 1930 Gasoline was 10 cents a gallon or $1.73 adjusted for inflation, today the average is $3.55. To buy a new car in 1930 it would be $860— worth about 15k adjusted for inflation, today is worth a whopping $48,000. Key to the American Dream to buy a house in 1930 would be about $3900— less than 70k today, the average price today? $416,00. This is no secret, and nobody is saying a thing.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us awaken to The Silent Depression and it didn’t begin with the Covid Pandemic…
by The Observers August 24, 2023
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postsantum depression

The incredible letdown some folks experience when they realize Christmas is over
(typical Monday after Christmas office discussion)

Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?

It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.
by OldFart77 December 26, 2009
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deprention

Someone who publicly posts or talks about being "depressed" when in reality you can see them doing it for attention. They will annoy you with things about how they have "no meaning in life" and then the mindless fucks who can't see right through it, like you can, will come rolling in trying to comfort them as you see them smirk. I am not talking about the real depressed people, my respect goes out to you. Get well. just the ones who are clearly faking, you insolent attention whores.
"you see doug over there"
"yeah I feel bad for him"
"don't be, he is just a deprention whore"
by gatman January 25, 2015
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depression masturbation

The act of masturbating to the most fucked up shit you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to masturbate to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet shit.
Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.
by Señor Spaghetti July 24, 2016
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GREATEST DEPRESSION

The Global Depression that started in September 2008 and will continue for a dozen years.
The GREATEST DEPRESSION of all time was the global depression that started in 2008.
by Joe Neubarth February 9, 2009
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runners depression

failed to complete a workout run for an extended period of time and frankly dont give a damn.
I have runners depression since I haven't run in 2 weeks, and I could care less.
by twitfollower May 12, 2011
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Literary Depression

The overwhelming feeling of sadness and loss of interest one experiences shortly after finishing a mind-blowingly good book.
Man 1: "Hey, what's up with Joe today? He seems sad,"

Man 2: "Oh yeah, he just finished 'Inheritance'. He's got a bad case of Literary Depression,"
by daddymorrrmon November 14, 2011
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