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Clay and Dave

When someone tells a story that is utterly pointless. This is especially true when you think that there will be some major point or conclusion but are left just hanging.
Person 1: Hey so last night I went to a minor league hockey game...

Person 2: Oh yea and what happened?

Person 1: Oh thats it.

Person 2: Dude thats so clay and dave!
by Czechos November 11, 2009
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Dave S

Used to replace most notably "fuck it!" due to the frequency of it's use by Dave S.
Al: Are you going to hockey tonight?
Blue: Naw, I'm Dave S'in it.

Geoff: Where's Blue?

Al: He Dave S'ed.
by canuckleheadmorgie January 2, 2012
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Dave Effect

The ability to unintentionally make females upset, angry, cry or just hate your guts.
I just looked at that girl and she started crying.. Must be the Dave Effect..
by Eurazn January 8, 2012
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dave-style

Boasting that you've slept with a girl, not explaining that all you've actually done is sleep next to her.
"I slept with her last night"
"Dave-style?"
"Yeah, cause we were both tired"
by buggerflump April 7, 2009
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dave grohl.

dave grohl is the coolest guy ever. former drummer of nirvana, and current lead man of foo fighters, he enjoys poetry and long walks on the beach.
1. dave grohl likes to rollerskate with his friend sadaam.

2. dave grohl is having a secret love affair with awesome person jessica goldman.
by Jess. July 23, 2008
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dirty dave

Double shot of whiskey, shot of vodka and shotgun a beer... The cheaper the better.
After that dirty dave i was able to bang that ugly slut.
by Cuddles025 August 17, 2008
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Dave Chappelle

Perfect example of a man who had an unequaled talent for something he had no respect for.

He skyrocketed to worldwide super-stardom within weeks of "Chappelle's Show" first airing. Let it be known that before this show he was known as "that black guy in Half-Baked", and a not-so-well-known stand up comedian.

Being raised by his college professor parents, and having a good intellect himself to boot, he knew full well what he was doing with "Chappelle's Show", as far as reinforcing racial stereotypes for the sake of (extremely hilarious) comedy, and decided to have a crisis of conscience and run away from a $50 million dollar contract (from a CABLE network no less).

He has now settled back in Ohio, where he lives as another individual who was given an extraordinary gift and ran from it, and will probably never be seen on TV again until 2020, when VH1 runs a "Where Are They Now?" Special, and will probably have some D-rate, never-has-been comedian commenting about it.
Dave Chappelle is famous for declaring himself Rick James, often times emphasizing that the person he was declaring it to was, in fact, a bitch.
by Dbusterplus August 2, 2009
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