Crunch

I wanna fuck you till u passout

i wanna crunch you

by Tyrxne.2x May 26, 2023

Gonna go crunch some numbers

Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2

"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers

by SCR4PPY May 10, 2018

Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019

crunched

to be ugly or crusty looking

”you see that boy over there he’s crunched”

by janijaye February 8, 2022

celebrity crunch

Some thing in the back of a Cheez-It 's box where you can win a prize to go play a game with some Celebrity basketball players.

What is a Celebrity Crunch?
Answer: It's some CheezIt thing.

by 10YearoldPornstar March 6, 2017

Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

by Pb an j April 1, 2024

crunch bump

The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.

"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."

by shmek October 26, 2017