Crispy Cone

A sunburnt penis of an old man

Did you see that boomer tanning naked over there? He's got the smallest crispy cone I've ever seen.

by ChaoticWeiner March 28, 2025

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Crispy Crew

A group of five, Crispy Crewmates. They all get crispy and do the big dance, buddy runs it all.

When life gets hazy, you know it's about to get Crispy, because the Crew is here!

Yoo, did you see the Crispy Crew last night?
Wow, big chance to get Crispy with the Crew.
Skibidi ohio sigma, Crispy Crew in the house!

by skidibiland2 May 6, 2025

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Crispy ghost

When a man wipes the end of his dick off after cumming with a Kleenex and it dries standing up looking like a ghost.

Oh man, you have a whole graveyard of crispy ghosts by your bed!

by Squeeler5000 May 31, 2025

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Rice Crispy Knees

If someone’s knees make that weird cracking noise when their being bent.

*mom bends over to pick something up and her knees crack.*
Kid: you got them rice crispy knees

by _Chickenbroth_ April 26, 2024

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mexican crispy

When your girl burns your nuts with a lighter right before you get off.

I was just about to get there, but out of the blue , she got out lighter and gave a mexican crispy.

by Plumbfree May 21, 2024

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Crispy

(programming, especially in relation to database query languages): a query is 'crispy' if it will technically run in a database, but it is extremely over-done and unnecessarily confusing.

He got the right answer, but that query sure is crispy.

by BlazingGardener February 22, 2024

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