Cricketbat

An implement to be used as a measuring device. Give a naked man a cricketbat to conseal his naked parts, and the height at which he holds the cricketbat will determine the size of the 'bat' that lies beneath.
i.e. If the bat is higher,there is less to conseal. If the bat is lower...well, lucky you.

'Billy holds his cricketbat awfully low, if you know what I mean...*raises eyebrows suggestively*'

'Aww man, I saw how high he was holding his cricketbat. I'm sorry, girl.'

by Petworth September 3, 2009

crotch cricket

same meaning of the word crabs

Dirty women give you crotch crickets.

by skylar012 December 9, 2008

Cricker

When your penis gets bent during sex or you've decided to harm your penis by taking a wrench to it and bending it for bizzare pleasure.

My dick wasn't completely hard so I stuck it in her anyway then she starred riding it and bent it giving me the cricker!

by Kard June 9, 2016

um...cricket?

A saying that alludes to the point in a conversation where speaking ends and awkwardness follows.

"I went to the porn shop the other day to get a new vibrator" (awkward silence) "um...cricket?"

by Michelle89 June 22, 2008

Mud Cricket

A ride or die female that loves to hit the trails with her man on a bad ass mud bike, side by side or pick up truck.

All I need in the trails with me is me and my mud cricket.

by Brute Boat March 20, 2021

Mud Cricket

Usually a very sexy redneck female covered in mud.

Wow she looks hit covered in mud, she must be a mud cricket.

by Redneck for life May 14, 2019

Moon Cricket

A White person.

Moon Crickets are going extinct.

by Sw88theart August 22, 2022