Creamy Lom

Someone who believes they are a sigma rizz lord. A creamy lom can be identified by constantly gooning until a climax, mostly resorting in a wave of super splurge.
Corge: hey Creamy Lom
Creamy Lom: erm what the sigma, I can cleanly tell you havnt been gooning.
Corge: I hope you get touched.
by Ugly rizzlord May 01, 2024
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Creamy fiesta

When you ejaculatewith you man part down the female partners throatand she throws up on your man part.
That creamy fiesta what so warm and nasty but felt so good
by Salvaje gorila April 20, 2020
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Creamy Dragon

When the person who is sucking dick hiccups…. the penis ejaculates through the nose.
I was blowing my roommates boyfriend. Karma is a bitch because it turned into a creamy dragon
by Qusquirt May 06, 2023
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Creamy Porridge

When you get fucked so hard in the pussy that chunky white lumps of cum ex cremates from the vagina
"fuck you darling you made my cunt into a creamy porridge"
by fuckmetillibleed March 03, 2017
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Creamy runner

A creamy runner is a sexual act of pulling out before ejaculation, finishing under the girl's feet, and having her slip while running to the bathroom to clean her feet up.
Person 1: "Dude, Stacy got a concussion when she hit her head on the sink after I gave her a creamy runner."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."
by Creamy Creamer March 11, 2020
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Creamy ganache

A wicked monster that attacks all drag queens and people of any difference, using wrong pronouns and dead names to take down their victims. Body shaming is one of their strong suits, aswell as being delusional
Stay away from that creamy ganache, that monster is evil
by Ronniebowlers February 09, 2021
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Creamy Cupcake

A Creamy Cupcake is a girl with such irresistibly edible frosting (pheromone rich smegma) that no man can resist the taste thereof.

And it is NOT just their frosting's induced culinary experience, but also the Neuroendophysiological spin it gives the dude's brain, and through the pituitary via his testes, his enhanced libido and testosterone level.
Dude #1: I was with that new Creamy Cupcake from human resources Friday and her frosting was so sweet, and it gave me a boner that lasted the whole three day weekend

Dude #2: I understand, she left her locker unlocked in the gym........I just licked that Creamy Cupcake's frosting from her panties.... ...I had such a boner the next day... ...I had to call in sick.

Dude #1: I still dream that I am hearing her Erotic Refrain!

Dude #2: I cannot wait to get the wrapper off that Creamy Cupcake.
by MadDrJeckel II May 25, 2023
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