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by Maia B November 23, 2021
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Conserved Causality Theory

A variant of Preserved Causality, emphasizing causality as a conserved quantity analogous to energy, momentum, or charge. Conserved Causality suggests that in any physical process, the total causal order—the network of cause-effect relationships—remains invariant. You can transform it, redistribute it, but you cannot create or destroy causal connection. The theory provides a framework for thinking about time travel, quantum entanglement, and FTL without paradox: causality is conserved, so any apparent violation must be balanced elsewhere.
"Entanglement seems to violate causality—instant influence across space. Conserved Causality Theory says: maybe causality is conserved, like energy. The influence goes somewhere, does something, balances out. Not violation, but transformation. Causality isn't broken; it's just moved around."
by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026
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conservationalisties

A person or group of people that take energy conservation to such an extreme that they daydream of 'super-green' living. These people can generally be spotted in a crowd by their natural hemp fiber headbands and recycled everything-else made clothing. Driven by their desire to improve their 'conservality' they spend their time daydreaming about positive energy machines and energy efficient tea cabinets.
"The only thing worse than those damned hippies are the conservationalisties. They're like hippies on steroids."
by Bakernomics. December 20, 2008
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Conservotantrum

The mental breakdown that ensues after presented with facts & evidence, and the inability to cogently comprehend said facts/evidence due to right wing brain washing. This results in jeers, name-calling (snowflake/Blue Pill/Libtard--in extreme cases).
Chuck saw that his commenting a point of logic on a Facebook post had caused a conservotantrum of epithets, swearing, and questioning of his patriotism, and his love of Jesus.
by Ani1Luv1974 April 27, 2017
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conservashön

( pronounced conservation, but nothing to do with conserving or preserving anything): a short hand term for a politically conservative conversation about socially relevant issues
Lets put our political views aside and have a civilized conservashön about issues like the rising murder rates in Chicago
by Sexydimma June 30, 2017
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Conservative hoe

She a girl jas a new guy all the time but never fucks him
"This week I'm talking to jerry ". " what happened to Sam"? "Oh I'm over him lol". "You're such a conservative hoe"
by Haha funny September 28, 2017
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Conservation of momentum

The act of burping and farting at the same time.
*burps and farts at the same time*
"Nice demonstration of the conservation of momentum."
by Bucefalo Brexanensis October 3, 2018
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