Coffee Crush

A coffee crush is interpreted as the inexplicable urge to visit a female (or male) who works at the local coffee shop repeatedly even when not in a current state of craving coffee. Usually there is no real motive behind the visit other than to see the employee in which you have the crush on.

Side effects may include: Finding out through conversation that your crush has a significant other, having your drink ready before you reach the window hence less time for conversation, lonely nights, etc...

Male 1: Geez, you filled up your stamp card in 3 days!

Male 2: Yeah... I kind of have a coffee crush...

by Jobias Telecksla October 21, 2009

coffee talk

talking and rehashing the up's and down's of life, while sipping coffee, which obviously increases the importance and maturity of all those involved

leslie: "we need to meet up for coffee talk."
rachel: "you got it girl, i gotta tell you about the drama going down"

by toejobba January 16, 2011

Coffee Party

A recently founded (as of August 8, 2010) alternative to the Tea Party. Most of the members there are either disillusioned ex-Tea Party members or liberals. Some of its doctrines include finding a way to unite the country and have open dialogue between the citizens and government. It does not get much attention, but it exists. Although it does have some of the same problems that the Tea Party has such as having radical goals and weak leadership.

Person 1: "What's the Coffee Party?"

Person 2: "Its where people go who left the Tea Party"

by remeber me! August 11, 2010

Homo Coffee

A latte'.

Hi, id like a large homo coffee please.

by littlerslady December 4, 2010

Coffee Cankles

To see Cankles soo big, they resemble coffee cans. They also may be so big they look painful to carry around. Or they may be so big they resemble ass cheeks from the Coffee Cankles up.

EX: "Damn! Look at those Cankles." your friend or coworker say's and you say "No, I think those look more like Coffee Cankles."

by Bullfrog,Iowa April 30, 2010

Coffee Cat

1) A coffee shop in Santa Barbara, CA
2) The cup Mr. Champlin got there
3) The name of the Counter Strike server in our class

Coffee Cat pwns everyone

by MichaelR December 9, 2008

Obama Coffee

This term is used ironically or seriously to describe coffee that is black and weak flavored.

This coffee from Panera Bread is Obama Coffee!
This Obama Coffee is bland and not robust at all!
Some newb made some Obama Coffee in the lobby!
I can't drink this Obama Coffee it is way too weak!

by Nistju Dangy June 29, 2015