Cockting

1. A phrase used to describe someone who has performed an underhand, guileful or duplicitous act...or someone who's just been a bit of a prick.

"Did you know Alex 'as been chattin!?"

"Has he been chattin'?!"

"He's been chattin'!"

"What's he been chattin'?!"

"He's been chattin' shit!"

"What shit's he been chattin'?!"

"He's been goin' round south saeed and chattin' dat we got beef wit' dem and dat we're safe wit' north endz!"

"Aw cockting!"

by The big K! August 7, 2009

Cockinated

When your cock is at full strength , Past being a boner

After seeing the hot girl he was aroused and shorty after cockinated and ready to go

by CockBoy100000 November 29, 2009

cooking late

when someone is horny;he/she wanna sex

kris, you're so cooking late
you're horny,don't be cooking late

by summe November 22, 2010

cowking

the greesiest laziest and most retarded of all cowmen

speaker 1: look at that guy he's such a cowman
speaker 2: he's not a cowman he's the cowking!!!

by dombl December 16, 2010

cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame

I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington

by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013

cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"

Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat

by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015

cooking a drag

Cooking a drag simply means rolling up and about to smoke a joint.

Cooking a drag means to roll a joint and smoke it. Ex: Hey David I'm about to cook a drag want some?

by TheDefineGuy November 30, 2016