cocoanut

Term of derrogation used by Hispanics to refer to another Hispanic who emulates or kisses up to Anglo-Americans for purposes of social climbing. It means "brown on the outside, white on the inside."

We thought Bustamante would be the first Hispanic Governor of California since it was part of Mexico, but after he lost the lection everyone said he was just another cocoanut.

by Joel Parker November 22, 2003

coconutty

Having a flavour like that of coconuts
Resembling coconuts, cocount-like
Of, or pertaining to, coconuts

The curry has a coconutty flavour
The cake had a coconutty taste and aroma

by Matthew Stockwell March 31, 2009

Mother Coconuts

A term for words that can drop you dead in laughter. Originally played on Sal Vulcano by the Impractical Jokers in their "Name Game" Series.

"When they told me my gynecologist's name was Dr. Hymen, I almost fell off my chair. It was such a Mother Coconuts of a name."

by OregonWarrior August 26, 2017

coconuting

act of sipping an invisible coconut on the company's payroll while doing a meaningless task on your own or with a team, in order to maximize value for yourself at the expense of the company. It only applies to payed employees who enjoy a certain level of comfort from being let go. Comes from the act of enjoying a coconut cocktail while on vacation.

"John is coconuting right now": John is updating an Excel file that nobody in the company needs, just to make it until it's time for him to leave, because he doesn't want to engage in any activity that may keep him working late.
"Mike just coconuted me for an hour": Mike works at a different office with a different time zone, and he talks slowly and is very hesitant during the call, until is his time to leave. I am exposed to his indifference to work, and just have to suck it up, before I can go back to my agenda and keep working for the company. In my imagination Mike is sipping a coconut with his shoes off caring less about colleagues on the rest of the world.

by nordhaus January 22, 2014

coconuts

What Scar from the Lion king has

"Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts jiggly jiggly. Big ones small ones fat ones some as big as your head."

by Quincy w. H. February 27, 2008

Coconutted

To add coconut to something

Aly: I just got coconutted at starbucks
Chris: you cant get enough coconut flavored drinks can you?

by TRASH FROG October 22, 2019

coconutvr

Coconut monke that gets lots off bitches

Look there’s coconutvr I wanna be his girlfriend

by My_name_is_secret March 10, 2022