"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.
"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.
"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.
by GdragonBEmyhusband September 3, 2016
Get the Closet Hipstermug. The person everyone loves to fuck but no one admits to it. The one that never gets introduced to friends or relatives. Is frequently taken out and played with but never discussed.
by MizGided July 25, 2022
Get the closet whoremug. Roseanne is Ryan's closet lock. He's totally gay but pretends to flirt with her so nobody will suspect.
by IHatePoorna April 22, 2011
Get the Closet Lockmug. the parter of someone who is secretly gay and doesn’t want to come out. They are used as the protection of their significant others sexuality so that people assume they are straight.
by secretclownsociety November 9, 2021
Get the closet lockmug. someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
Get the closet jerkmug. A person, usually female, that doesn't appear to be beautiful at first glance, but upon further investigation, is actually extremely pretty. Subtle things like mannerisms, eyes, hair and voice are what set these people apart from thirsty girls.
Bro, have you seen Kate's Insta lately? The girl is a closet smoke. Wish I would have realised that back in college...
by SHammer35 July 6, 2020
Get the Closet smokemug. 1. A person who is overly imaginative but also an introvert and and could live in a closet.
2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.
2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.
by TheOGCC November 7, 2019
Get the closet childmug.