clit commander

A Commander of the Clit. Not quite a General yet however someone who gets lots of pussy.

I am the clit commander. I own you, you little bastard...ooohhhh...you little bastard...BONG!

by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer) September 30, 2003

cliterdick

A female sexual extendere, adored by lesbians across the world. Essentially, it is a large clitoris, but beautifully shaped so that the lips of the vagina slightly envelope the main member. Not to be confused with a strecthed, misformed, or disfigured clitoris, the cliterdick allows supreme sensation for both parties in oral and manual stimulation, and creates intense lubrication and climax.

A cliterdick is a slightly oversized clitoris, surrounded by nicely shaped vagina lips.

by Christina F November 8, 2007

clit coat

The labia, as in how it surrounds the clitoris as if the clitoris is a little person wearing a windbreaker.

It was really coming down in buckets so everyone buttoned up their clit coats.

by Dubious Skunk April 19, 2006

hemi-clit

A clitoris like appendage formed on or in a woman's anus able to produce an orgasmic response. This is usually a result of repeated, prolonged and intense anal intercourse.

Upon examining Jennifer's asshole he noticed that she had must have enjoyed a lot of anal sex because she had a hemi-clit.

by Paul December 21, 2004

clit face

1. a person who has or has the potential to commit a reprehensible act

2. a description of a reprehensible act

1. I can't believe he did that to your mom. Tom is such a clit face!

2. That was a really clit face thing to do. Thanks a lot, Tom. Get out.

by emmaif December 9, 2008

clit years

1 clit year is equivalent to 1 month of getting no action at all. not even fingered.

equivalent to a man's experience of penis years.

"i haven't gotten any action since todd and i broke up 2 months ago."

"omg i can't imagine 2 clit years. i would be a raging horny bitch that fucked any man that walked. you have my deepest sympathies."

by emmagee21 December 24, 2009

chill your clit

letting someone know they have to calm down in a certain situation

Stephanie you have to chill your clit...that cute guy is obviously not interested in that skank.

by sas1130 July 10, 2010