Maltese cave cows

Used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.

Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.

Lisa: Hey Caroline, all NHS admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.

Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?

by zholty January 17, 2008

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Spider Cave

Another work for a dank , dusty old out of service butt hole

Tonight, after dinner, when my girl is nice and drunk... Im putting on my head lamp and going to explore that spider cave!

by The Creech March 4, 2011

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cum cavern

the cunt of a slut. a huge open space with all sorts of cum stalagmites and stalactites and shit. some grimy shit right there

your grandma's such an old ho she's probably got a cum cavern

by cs2toktos October 13, 2011

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Blame Cave

The place one finds oneself when responsible for bringing someone else's misfortune to light.

Graham: "What a bitch, she's totally just put me in the shame cave, what i did wasn't even that bad"

Gloria: "Don't worry, she's in the blame cave now and everyone will avoid that like the plague"

by Cave lover September 6, 2012

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