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classic

extremely funny, or a very good exapmle of.
1. Hemdale is a classic grind act.
2. how about i put it this way, classical variations as well as themes all tied into one.
by sloponaknob88 April 17, 2003
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ipod classic

Ipod classic is pathetically overpriced ipod.

Idiot:I got Ipod classic with 160 GB of space!!!
Smarty Person:Well, i got Ipod shuffle with 2 GB of space and I do not need all space on it!
Idiot:What?
Smarty Person:It means that you paid too much for too much shit.
Ipod Classic...Oh what a dumb of shit, waste of time and...money!
by Inforclinks June 26, 2014
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classicist

Somebody who is against people with bad morals, low income, and little/no education. A CLASSICIST DOESN'T CARE ABOUT RACE OR GENDER, EVEN IF IT'S HIS/HER OWN ONE. Somebody who biases due to race is a racist and gender is a sexist don't get them confused.

If you agree with these statements your a classicist, and not a racist or sexist.

I love black people, but I hate niggers

I love white people, but I hate rednecks

I love hispanic people, but I hate illegal immigrants
I love Asian people, but I hate Yakuzas
Most people are a classicist but are often assumed to be a racist
by Optical_Epilepsy April 20, 2011
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It's a classic!

Another dumb statement that people online make, usually about a new album, in most cases that they haven't even heard yet.
1.
Random person reviewing an upcoming album: aye yo I know it ain't out yet but I already know it's a classic, Youngboy never disappoints!

2.
Luke: Aye u heard that new Kendrick Lamar yet?
Lauren: No not yet but it's a classic!
Bill: Kendrick's new album sucks and you guys are idiots, listen to some real rap for a change.

3.
Random dumbfuck: Oh my god Lil Uzi Vert just announced his new album I can't wait I already know it's a classic just based on the first single alone I know it's a classic!
Normal person: How do you know it will be a classic if it isn't even out yet?
Dumbfuck: Because Uzi never disappoints, and everything he drops is fire so I know this ain't gon be no different, and I do want to go to hell with him!
Normal person: Everything he drops is shit, but yeah have fun in hell.
by Icy Wyte July 25, 2022
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classic

black male who plays basketball, esp. one who plays in a ghetto with other black males
You see that classic just take it to the rim?
by SHO4(Life) January 3, 2004
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Cult Classic

A movie that is weird as fuck.
by Savvy O. January 26, 2009
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Classical Music

Modern pop culture does not hate it because its "boring", they hate the people who listen to it because it makes themselves feel "smart" and "deep".

Nobody gives a shit on your analysis of how this chord and tone sounds mean and how the conductor's frantic swaying reflects their "soul", "emotional state", and "conclusive dipshittery".

For those who really do love it, I'm not bashing your music, I hold no grudge against true appreciators of your art. However, I do harbor a hate for people who listen to it just to elevate their own egos, or were forced to listen to it by browbeating parents.

Either that, or modern methods of composing music makes the traditional way of making noises by means of carved wood, strings, and hollowed lead pipes appear dinosauric.
Upon posting this definition of "classical music", a ragtag lynch mob composed of angry college professors, browbeaten Asians with violins, and dweeby bookworms has assembled before my home half a second later to have me tarred and feathered.
by C Tan May 9, 2006
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