crapper can-can

The wiggle or dance one makes when trying to release a small amount of poop left to drop to the toilet. This is done to avoid wiping the excess poop and decrease the chance of said turd to be spread on hand. Does not need to be done when one has diarrhea.

Person 1: Man what took you so long in the bathroom, i thought something went wrong
Person 2: I was doing the fucking Crapper Can-Can. Did not want to get shit on my hand. That little sucker wouldn't budge.
Person 1: Too much info. Why am I friends with you?...

by a potato with a hammer March 2, 2014

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Cappersnack

An extremely attractive Aussie, usually male, studying in the US. Specifically an Australian who knows how to work their attractive accent to their advantage in social situations that will most likely lead to sexual situations.

Lesile: "Morgan, where are you going out tonight?"
Morgan: "Wherever that blond Cappersnack is!"
Leslie: "Again?? You've been stalking him for the entire semester, give it a break!"
Morgan: "I simple cannot. I'd like to think I'm not a Cappersnack whore, but god damn it every time he says my name I fall in love all over again."

Frat Boy: Don't let any damn Cappersnacks in the house tonight. Every time they come we don't get any!

by lalaking January 20, 2015

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Chappers Bend

To bend a note on a guitar for more than one 1 bar whilst having a face that says "yeah, check this sh*t out" the trademark of Rob Chapman (YouTube Guitarist).

That guitarist was sick. His Chappers Bend was insane!

by tunitowen June 30, 2016

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