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smokes the cheesy dick 

Anything which sucks profusely. Used to represent something that not only sucks, blows or is otherwise just terrible but is totally and utterly horrible. In this instance smoking is a term used to represent felatio or sucking cock. Cheesy dick is used to not only represent the case of a man with cheese dick but also to represent something really cheesy, corny or lame.
1. "This is the worst game I've ever played, it fucking smokes the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."
smokes the cheesy dick by Bafilius January 27, 2007

The Cheesy Nacho 

the act of getting a footjob while on the shitter, while having dihharea. when your at your climax you scream "uh, yeah, im gonna give it to you cheesy!"
holy shit man, this girl was horny, so we went in my bathroom and i gave her the cheesy nacho, it was sensual.
The Cheesy Nacho by Pat Macca December 26, 2007

gravy cheesy chip

The pinnacle of high cuisine, in Northern Ireland at least. A meal that consists of chips,grated cheese and covered in gravy. Looks like vomit , or shit, depends where you get it from. But nonetheless is considered "sweet as" by the masses and tastes surprisingly good.
some bah "gis a gravy cheesy chip bah"
chippie owner "i'll nak yer ballix in!"
gravy cheesy chip by kunstable December 2, 2007

cottage cheesy discharge

when a women has wierd discharges from her vagina, they seem to look like cottage cheese which is really aged semen that is still in the vagina after sex!!!!
me: wat the fuck is that baby?

my wife: oh thats yours and your dad's cum, looks like cottage cheese, huh??


me: cottage cheesy discharge huh, looks like it would go good on a sandwinch!!!

Fat Cheesy Fuck 

1. A morbidly obese person, whose fat is so prominent cheese forms on the creased overlappings of excess skin. 2. A fat person whose main goal in life is being annoying. 3. An asshole 4. Something to say out of complete randomness. 5. A mixture of insults to add to your insult to make it more insulting.
Guy1: Dude you fuck pigs!

Guy2: Fuck you! You fucking fat cheesy fuck!

Guy1: Dude, calm down! Im sorry!
Fat Cheesy Fuck by CootieBooty February 3, 2009

chi cheesy 

great good awesome
its from hell and wisconsin
that weed was chi cheesy
chi cheesy by jake April 9, 2004