You lie like a cheap thai watch

Said in a situation where you do not believe what is being said to you by someone. Cheap thai watches are known to get the time wrong because they are cheaply made. This isn't an insulting or provocative term but a reactionary and conversational term.

Definition first heard in the Medway area, particularly areas of Parkwood and areas of Strood in Kent, England.

"It's wasnt' me, I didn't do that"

"Ha, you lie like a cheap thai watch!"

by Dangerous.999 September 2, 2009

Cheating

doing homework, without all of the work and thinking

Making school a hell of a lot easier

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

Cheatar

The Cheat (homestarrunner.com actor)
is printed on to a guitar and has a song by limozeen featured in the SWF

Limozeen is a crap for brains but the cheat can come to my prom and steal my woman!

by BObo D. HObo August 2, 2004

cheat

When someone does something that they wouldn't do if their "other" was there with them...

James has sex with another girl wail he's supposed to be my man... but he wouldn't have sex with that girl if I was their with them... well depends on how much of a dog he is... Why do a great deal of men cheat???

by Angelina Baldwin October 4, 2006

cheaper than the bus

phrase used when someone is bragging to you about certain price they got on something.
origin: this phrase was seen sometime in 1993 on a hand written poster advertising a carpool from collge back to the Boston area. Actual phrase was "I'm cheaper than the bus". After finding out who wrote it, it became an inside joke (how much is this, cheaper than the bus haha) but quickly became a regional term for a good deal.

"glass pieces at Conventry were only 30 bucks!"
"wow, those are cheaper than the bus"

by bph4eva October 30, 2004

cheater face

A man who cheats on his perfect, beautiful, do good wife for no real apparent reason at all.

I just found out that my husband is a cheater face.

Look hunny, your friend is cheaterfacing on his wife.

by Selina, January 1, 2009

cheaksauce

Sweat made by the 2 buttcheaks that can be found in the crack or on one's underwear

Damn, my undies are drenched in cheaksauce

by TheCreator08 September 24, 2015