Evening Chronicle

Is a local newspaper that is quite frequently used as a weapon by the Jolly Green Giant of Whickham, Tyne & Wear. Whenever when he hears them lads calling him the Giant, Huge Fella, Rocking Machine or Postman Pat, he would unleash his newspaper with a huge grimace on his face, raise it above his head and prepare to knock a severe blow to them lads' skull, but luckly them lads otherwise known as Mr Ronald Bell or Mr Gary Maddison were too quick for the huge green strider from Whickham that they just ran away and laughed at the pathetic creature.
The Giant would then cry out MAURA HELP THEM LADS ARE TAKING THE MICK OUT OF ME MAMA

The evening chronicle is a weapon made out of paper which is read by people of Newcastle

by GMaddison November 3, 2006

san francisco CHRONIC-le

Very good marijuana.

Damn this shit smells good, I think I'll name this bag the San Francisco CHRONIC-le!

by Cincy JC October 21, 2006

chronic

something to be legalized,its green, it smells pretty, and it makes you think....what could it be?

weel lets see an example would be marijuana,weed,bud something like that

by ALY November 22, 2004

chaotic

as a lawful person believes in the ten commandments and even the eleventh chaotics only have one law and that law is.... et tu kill ... in holy scit it means they have no beliefs or conscience and that until that law can complete itself any chaotic creature is entirely under that laws command. just as we own a holy bible for example in this case the scriptural law et tu kill owns them

i had a freind who was chaotic to my cause ... i had some chaotics jump on me because they new not the law but the law new and owned them

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

Chronicles of Narnia

1.)A codename used to describe smoking some chronic.
2.)A really shitty movie thats plot is shit wrapped up in a bunch of bloody tampons

*In front of parents*
Paul- "Hey David do you want to go watch Chronicles of Narnia with me?"
David- "Mom can I, can I please?"
Mom- "Sure, chronicles of narnia is good shit"

by John Brennecke May 1, 2006

Chronic de la Chronic

Any references to chronic marijuana

Yo my nigga i got that chronic de la chronic. hit me up if your looking to chief. peace out my nigga.

by Max the wise January 11, 2009

Chronic Drunk

To be ON the Chronic (Marijuana) while simultaneously being drunk. A shorter version of this, some believe, is "Crunk".

Yo, I'm Chronic drunk right now I'm still tastin that green and beer.

If you ain't drunk then you just on the chronic. But if you on the chronic and you're drunk, then you chronic drunk. Believe.

Take a hit of the blunt, pop that bottle out the trunk, and get ready to be demonic cause you 'gon be chronic drunk.

by Ant Gallo February 4, 2009