Coconut chips

Dried pieces of ejaculate that you scrape off a girls breast after you titty-fuck her.

Usually "coconut chips" are consumed by your partner after you have scraped them off her breasts.

"Last night Jackie let me titty fuck her, and ate the coconut chips afterwards."
"My favorite part of the pearl necklace is eating the coconut chips afterwards."

by Nancy_Grace March 22, 2015

storm chips

Potato chips purchased by Canadian Maritimers in preparation for a winter storm.

“They’re calling for a meter tonight, I’ve gotta head to Shoppers and NSLC for Storm Chips and some Keith’s.”

by LadyWynd December 15, 2019

Spicy chips

Spicy chips they are so heated

So much spice I gotta eat it
Yeah the spice is undefeated

I don’t need to be repeated
Spicy chips they burn your mouth

Spicy chips in a high amount
So much spice I can’t keep count

It’s the best spice there is no doubt

There’s no need for spicy chicken

Don’t need to be cooked in a kitchen

Spicy chips make life worth living

Spicy chips

Spicy chips leave my mouth bleeding

The spicy chips now I am needing

Spicy chips they can’t be beaten

I eat all those spicy chips

Put em in some spicy dip
So damn hot they burn my lips

Spicy chips they are so tasty

Not enough spice it’s getting hasty
Spicy chips they are what made me

by Generic stop June 29, 2021

counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002

can i get a bum of those patatoe chips

this means that your friend wants some of ur patatoe chips

BILL - hey bro , can i get a bum of those patatoe chips please ?

Tyrone - sup bro , yeah sure

by chciken wing named tyrone March 22, 2019

oral chainsaw

the act of applying a healthy dose of industrial grade super glue to an erect penis, (variations of application include a full nose dive into the glue container or a swift swabbing). then with a sticky wiener, the male experiences oral sex waiting 1-2 minutes for the glue to dry. in that time the partner clenches thine teeth which in hand get stuck to penis which is ripped out making a "chainsaw" out of his genitals.

rodriguez: "man i just cut down that tree with my erect penis!"
willis: "you be lying through thine teeth i say"
rodriguez: "naw man i gave that bitch an oral chainsaw"
willis: "oh that explains everything...your pantaloons must be ripped meaw"

by mavegen/skyrainbowrider March 11, 2011

[2 chains]

Half ass rapper from Georgia who knows how to make hits on radio stations bcoz high school kid with little or no fundamental knowledge on hip hop will think that that's the illest shit ever. He's almost 40 n keeps behaving like a late bloomer. Thank goodness I grew up in the 90s erra.

2 chains

by RealHipHoplover September 21, 2013