by April fools Carson April 1, 2021
Get the Carson Cafeemug. Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.
He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.
He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.
He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.
He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.
You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time
by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022
Get the Carsonmug. a guy who likes to video game and doesnt get nearly enough sleep because of that. a carson usually likes junk food and is willing to take every chance they get to stay home from school, if they go to school still.
bro my friend is pulling a carson (staying home when not sick and dont have appointments)
he is so pulling a carson
he is so pulling a carson
by urbanjeffjef June 19, 2023
Get the Carsonmug. A sexy body with abs and a 12 feet Dick and is rinch and a gang leader that will soon take over the world
by judies brown June 15, 2017
Get the carson blackwoodmug. In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.
by snasa July 4, 2016
Get the Carsoningmug. by Jube Jube September 12, 2017
Get the carson dueckmug. Olivia Mazyck Carson is the most beautiful, Loyal, and caring person I have ever met. She is very kind will always be there when you need her, when your down she will always be there to bring you up. If you ever need her no matter what she'll help how ever she can. From her beautiful smile to her glowing personality she is just the all around greatest person that you ever met. If you ever get the pleasure to meet someone that's just a third of the person she is then your are still in good shape. Ever since I met her my life turned upside down even tho I didn't know what to expect when I first met her. But I know now that I definitely made the right move. She makes me smile, and laugh. When I think about loosing her it makes me feel like i'm about to puke for the thought of loosing the person that cares the most about you and that cares for you with all her heart. If you ever get to be as lucky as me with a girl like her that I know you will live a great life because there is no one better for you to be with then a girl like Olivia who loves you with all her heart no matter what happens and who will defend you even if it's against her best friends, you should know she'll always have you'r back so don't do anything to mess it up and loose one of the most amazing girls you'll ever know and come to love.
Olivia Mazyck Carson is an amazing person and if you let her go then your a fucking idiot because she is one of the best people you'll ever meet and if you actually get to know her you'll find out she's a beautiful angel mixed in with normal people.
by People's Name's Meaning's June 10, 2019
Get the Olivia Mazyck Carsonmug.