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Carpet Burner

Carpet Burner is a name used by people to address individuals that express their hate to Lesbians. This hate can be expressed as self-induced rage and prejudice towards Lesbians.
John is such a Carpet Burner! Have you heard what he did to Sophia at the party?
by LoreOfThings January 28, 2019
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junkies carpet

Two stoners sit in their living room for several weeks, smoking doobies and occasionally sampling other recreational drugs. Over time, the carpet will become coated in a layer of different drugs. Bagged and tagged, the pick and mix of junkies carpet is then sold at a low price. The perfect solution to a budget night out... Or night in
I've got a week till payday, looks like I'm on junkies carpet till then
by JohnnyHash January 29, 2019
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Carpet Snowplow

When you are doing doggy style on the ground, however, the receiver has their arms held behind their back and they are being pushed along the carpet by their chin. Thus, receiving a carpet burn on their chin. Warning, it's not to be confused with Reverse Carpet Snowplow.
"Did you see Kylin this morning? She defs did the carpet snowplow last night, her chin is inflamed"
by I feel it cummin September 11, 2018
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carpet shower

an uncomfortable shower in a bathroom fully carpeted floors walls even the bathtub
guy 1 dude sorry i just got out of my carpet shower
guy 2 what!?

guy 1 i had my bathroom fully carpeted

guy 2 oh god
by minniladds December 3, 2019
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carpet pussy

when you are getting dicked down or are dicking down a partner on carpeted floor and get rug burn
“bro don’t fuck on the floor, that carpet pussy ain’t worth it
by glitter clit February 29, 2020
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tragic carpet

when someone’s (usually a female’s) carpet or pubic region is not shaven at all, to the point of full bush or shaven very poorly
When I went down on her, her tragic carpet turned me gay and made me miss the homies.
by CEO of BDE June 8, 2020
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carpet soldier

A man notoriously known to seek out lesbians and convert them into being straight by means of flirting, dating, and/or sex.
Guy 1: Dude, john is such a carpet soldier.
Guy 2: Well you got to give him credit, he's the only man I know who made a lesbian bar close down.
by Alkyd Norm February 27, 2017
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