guy 1 dude sorry i just got out of my carpet shower
guy 2 what!?
guy 1 i had my bathroom fully carpeted
guy 2 oh god
guy 2 what!?
guy 1 i had my bathroom fully carpeted
guy 2 oh god
by minniladds December 03, 2019
A sketchy-looking place usually used to describe some sort of temporary living area like a hotel room; a dirty or cheap place
opposite of classy
opposite of classy
The motel room was a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, man I stepped on like five cockroaches when I walked in
Nah, Amanda's cute but her crib is a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, y'know what I mean?
Nah, Amanda's cute but her crib is a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, y'know what I mean?
by carbonatedjones September 20, 2011
by glitter clit February 29, 2020
Dope made from the fibers of carpet. Usually a carpet & coke mixture will give a economic high to those less fortunate people living in urban cities
Terrell got a hold of some carpet dope the other night. We snorted it all night long and didnt even have to break a $100.
by Moose Twat March 28, 2021
A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)
“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”
by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018
when someone’s (usually a female’s) carpet or pubic region is not shaven at all, to the point of full bush or shaven very poorly
by CEO of BDE June 08, 2020
When you are doing doggy style on the ground, however, the receiver has their arms held behind their back and they are being pushed along the carpet by their chin. Thus, receiving a carpet burn on their chin. Warning, it's not to be confused with Reverse Carpet Snowplow.
by I feel it cummin September 12, 2018