dick cabbage

An STD that turns your dick green, turns your balls to cabbages, and makes you cum cabbage seeds

Jimbo slept with a Russian hooker, now he has dick cabbage.

by Johnny Slots April 25, 2008

muff cabbage

A misinterpretation of the word "garbage" in ones vagina used by people from New Jersey. Made popular from South Park

Kyle: Youre Muff Cabbage, you got cabbage in your muff!
its a jersey thing

by TheAuthor October 18, 2010

Slabber Cabbage

A person who spills and dribbles their food over themselves, the table, floor, sofa, duvet, and other people, and is either oblivious to it or else wallows in the stomach-churning sensation it causes in onlookers. The GOD of sloppy eaters.

She's such a slabber cabbage

by noway jose August 30, 2003

muff cabbage

snookie's hairy clam

The state of new jersey smells like muff cabbage

by fuck new jersey October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Any sort of unpleasantness going on in the muff (vagina)

Normal person: Would you please have a seat
Jersey person: WHAT?!!! Fuck you! Nobody tells me what to do! You're nothing but a piece of muff cabbage!!
Normal person: What's muff cabbage?
Jersey person: It's a Jersey thing.

by JerseyShore7779950 October 17, 2010

sloppy cabbage

wet vagina lips that hang lower after sex than before sex

"So i played with her til she looked like a sloppy cabbage."

by SLEWFOOT Swifty August 4, 2010

sphincter cabbage

a small peace of poo near or inside the rim of the brown eye resembling a dingle berry

tossing her salad was straight till i got a piece of sphincter cabbage

by weezy April 3, 2005