calldle

Verb - to phone call a lover for the purpose of pillow talk, usually from different pillows. Portmanteau of "call" and "cuddle". See also: sexting

It's much easier for me to fall asleep when I can calldle my girlfriend.

by C_HAG January 27, 2024

Callex

Callex

The ship name for two guys who you and your mates think will end up dating

Aryia: Look! It’s the gays!
Lily: it’s literally callex

Aryia: their so gonna be together one day

by Sik_username February 19, 2024

Callex

Callex is the ship name referring to two mates of yours that you think will end up together in the future

Aryia: look! It’s the gays!

Lily: their so callex together :D
Aryia: yeah! Their so callex!

by Sik_username February 19, 2024

Callen

Incredibly high priest of the d*m*t butterfly of love penguin penis foundation

Man callens really smashing it huh?

by Pennip January 20, 2025

Caleden

Caleden will Destroy YOUR MENTAL STATE OF MIND! A Caleden is chaos and nobody knows if it’s for good or bad never question Caleden!
To try to understand Caleden is to throw your life sanity and existence out the window.

Person 1: Caleden why are there forks and spoons in your pocket

Caleden : you dare question me
Person 1: never mind I’ll just ignore you
Caleden mentally trespassing into your mind and states: you can’t escape me

by Idonyknowwhoiam January 28, 2025

Caledonia Rubber Ducky

You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.

Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”

by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025

calmedy

Soul-soothing humor after a long stressful day.

Maybe Billy Joel's "old friend" who moved out West and is now a microphone-wielding laughs-creator uses immensely-desirable "calmedy" in his shows, since he's been at-least-modestly successful and thus he doesn't "need anybody to worry about him 'cuz he's all right".

by QuacksO May 10, 2025