Batty crease lips

Batty crease lips are dem lips that are dried up. The crusty lips that look like tiger bread. No one wants go near them because they look like a pensioners batty.

James says to Jordan;
Oi jord you got dem batty crease lips man. Get some vasoline on dat shit.

by Battyshit June 22, 2017

Cookies and Creamer

The act of while having sex with a female, the male pulls out and just before he ejaculates he squats over the woman's face and proceeds to take a shit while simultaneously pointing his boner at her cheeks/lower chin and shooting his cum all over her face. The result is that the female's face is covered in shit and cum, which she must then lick off of her face. For the shit and cum mix that she cannot lick off her face, the woman must wipe it onto an ice cream cone and slowly lick it until she has eaten it all.

My girlfriend was bitching because I wouldn't buy her an ice-cream when we were at the pool so when we got home I gave her a Cookies and Creamer and that seemed to shut her up for several weeks. Literally, she didn't say a word to anyone for two weeks after.

by Phickle Dude January 18, 2011

Creamed

To cream ones pants with excitement

"Bambi saw the hottest picture of Peter and creamed her pants"
"Bambi, did you just cream your pants cos you saw Peter?"

by Niggggggggggggggggggggggg November 27, 2007

Five Star Creations

The most gay, penis slobbering truck group in America. Most people would rather be in PK or Southeast Exclusives than Five Star..... that’s how you know you dookie.

“Hey man I heard there was a Five Star Creations meet today!”
“Oh heck yeah bro let’s go slob some
meat”

by SquattedPooPooBox December 27, 2019

cheater app

An app such as Kik, Whatsapp or Snapchat that allows people to anonymously chat. They are often used by people cheating or playing games online.

He didn't give me his number, he wanted to talk through a cheater app. He is probably cheating on his woman.

by Wordiculous December 11, 2015

cheaterfucker

A person who cheats.

That fucking asshole is a cheaterfucker.

by drawesomeness1 September 14, 2009

Crease monkey

1. Gynecologist
2. Vage mechanic

Worker: can I have the afternoon off to go to my gyne appointment?
Manager: Sure. Visiting the vage mechanic again?
Worker: yeah. Time to let that crease monkey get a good look under the hood.

by Urban_Filth November 15, 2012