Cock in Law

When multiple men have had sex with the same woman.

Damn Tommy Mac, you banged her too? I guess that makes us cock in laws cause I tore that pussy up!!

by Quindlen Rules July 9, 2011

Vyatka's law

If a song on YouTube become related to TNO (a famous HOI4 mod), the comment section will soon be invaded by the TNO fandom (especially if it's about a Russian reunification theme).

Typical comments under "cadets of the nikolaev school" :

Comment A : "Based vyatka"

Comment B : "Vladimir III moment !!"

Comment C : "vyatka's law : (definition)"

by Konan.M November 20, 2021

hoe-in-law

the parents of your side chick or side hoe

R.J: Hey, you want to have a drink tonight bro?
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.

R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun

by Tru Realist June 10, 2016

Snyder Law

•from the Germanic schneiderlegal

Definition: Anything, no matter how high the stakes, is possible.

Origins: After the horrid release of Justice League in 2016, missionary worker and religious profit Zack Snyder was able to turn one of the worst pieces of dog shit, abhorrent movies into a remarkable superhero film

“Hey Di Lap are you going to bag that Victoria’s Secret model tonight or are you going to cry yourself to sleep?”

“Snyder Law states that I will be balls deep by dawn”

by Garbanzo March 19, 2021

Raptor Law

The law that every movie remake should include Velociraptors while sticking to the original plot of the movie.

"Did you see the new predator movie?"
"Yeah. The raptors were scary."
"Yeah thats Raptor Law for you."

by ltucker May 17, 2010

Tiffany's Law

No matter how socially outcasted a person is, they will attempt to demonstrate their superiority over other social outcasts

All freaks have a deep psychological need to feel superior to a different type of freak.
--ContraPoints definition of Tiffany's Law

by in your walls rn February 27, 2022

Denison Law

the idea that as soon as you disclose the aspects of a relationship, of any sort, to one or more persons where envy may lie, the relationship experiences a downfall or dissipates.

More aggressive in new relationships, where vulnerability is high.

"How's the relationship going?"
"Not so well. Denison law just came in full force."

by Jack and Diamond July 31, 2017