turd burglar

greg heffley

it's the bass solo, turd burglar, don't you know anything about music

by kalosianlitten December 28, 2021

sperm burglar

one who steals sperm by keystering.

That Brian Bates is a sperm burglar,faggoty ass mother f*$#er.

by Bitchen Clyde January 16, 2004

bulgarity

the condition of having an impressive bulge

Wow poor allie, her boyfriends bulgarity in nonexistant, hope hes good with his hands

by brey12 November 29, 2013

terd burglar

someone who steals the fecal matter of another human being as it s exiting the cornhole.

Some terd burglar stole my son's toxic waste, you assclown.

by Shitcornfuckdick January 17, 2008

bugler

- a man that like sucking dick, a man who smokes cock like he is playing the bugle.

Keith menches

by mr.twiss October 30, 2003

bulgarian coke

Taking a piss in a can of coke, followed by drinking it but not swallowing, then spitting it out on a vagina.

"Oh babe, gimme som' dat bulgarian coke"

by Caleb Karter December 19, 2011

burglar technique

when a male with an erect pennis inserts his pennis into a bucket of black paint, and then inserts his newly painted pennis into the anus of his female counterpart

today, while having anal sex with my wife i dipped my pennis in black paint and used the burglar technique on her and entered the back door.

by kyle hebbs August 29, 2008