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Bruce Willised

To break a man so he cries over everything.
eg: Bruce Willis’ character in friends
That guy has Bruce Willised, he would even cry over spilt milk.
by Bastual March 15, 2024
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Bruce

Bruce is a goose. Bruce has a brother Gary. They are both Geese. I love my Geese!!! They are the best!! Honk honk!!
I love my pet goose Bruce
by ancdefghijklmnop December 30, 2024
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Brucing It

Upon either arriving extremely late or leaving extremely early from work commitments (And in most cases both). And then having a wealth of excuses for this behaviour.
I have to go to school assembly for my daughter. So I’m “Brucing It”.
by Foxies1 February 20, 2023
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Crazy Bruce Lee

An insane, idiotic, delinquent Asian gentleman
David: why did you punch that random Asian dude on the street? Seemed out of hand
Johnny: slow down David, he was a Crazy Bruce Lee
by handy hickster April 13, 2021
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Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.

Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?

Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Girl: ...so a grower?
by That ass July 22, 2022
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Bruce

Skips calves eveyday
by Luucid November 23, 2021
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Bruce Cook

Bruce Cook is a Nitro Circus member who lost the use of his legs during a daring stunt in 2014. On his modified Freestyle Motocross dirtbike, Cook attempted a double front flip, in which the rider has no control of under or over-rotation. Cook under-rotated, landing on his rear wheel and sliding off of the back of his seat. Cook broke his lower back and nearly severed his spinal cord entirely. After recovery, he now rides a modified bike, the same on that nearly killed him, but it has metal bars all over it to hold his lower half in place while he backflips at every show.
Guy 1: It's a shame what happened to Bruce Cook
Guy 2: He still stunts though, it's so cool!!
by MXfanatic October 8, 2020
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