Height Blindness

Being blinded by a man’s ugly face because he is taller than 6’2

I thought he was cute from across the bar but once I got up close I realized I had serious height blindness

by CrustyBitch June 02, 2019

Blind Flying

When a friend tries to blindly insert a Tampon into your vagina

“Tina tried to help with my Blind Flying but she kept missing.”

by Conartist66 November 15, 2018

Parental Blindness

A parent’s inability to see their child’s athletic ability for what it is.

I just got a call from a parent of a kid that got put on the JV team. She was very upset that her child didn’t get put on the varsity team. That parent suffers from PARENTAL BLINDNESS.

by HScoach09 April 07, 2022

blind egyptian

Another name for a fried egg inside a hole in break
Aka: Eggs in a basket, frog in a hole, etc.

Friend 1: "Would you like a frog in a hole?"

Friend 2: "what's that"?"

Friend 1: "a fried egg in the center of bread."

Friend 2: "oh my family calls that a blind egyptian . I'd love one!"

by The Suspense November 12, 2017

Adjusting the blinds

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.

Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.

by mpfs79 February 16, 2011

blind citing

The practice of citing to authorities that are either irrelevant or which do not support the proposition for which they are being cited. See also blind cite.

Instead of addressing the substance of my arguments, Jeff just continued blind citing me.

by Sassafrass Grove November 09, 2017

Satire Blind

When people on the internet cannot see satire due to it being said by a group of people seen as “cringe” or otherwise believed to be prone to saying such things.

“I saw this post where this girl was talking about meeting Dream SMP members at a fake school.”
“That was obviously a joke, you’re so satire blind.”

by The definite pisstake. September 14, 2021