dracula biscuit

Large breasts on a goth/satanic woman.

jon: tits are always better on goth girls

rick: yeah but then they are dracula biscuits

by jesus chrissssst July 13, 2012

Biscuit Ferret

English term meaning 'individual who attends a social gathering merely to obtain food'.

When Anne had her girlfriends over, Dave became a biscuit ferret as he periodically entered the living room to take cookies.

by floodedbard July 23, 2013

furry biscuit

a cute non-derogatory term for a vagina.

Girl: "Put your hotdog inside my furry biscuit"
Guy: "Um... OK"

by furrybiscuit August 25, 2013

Shoulder Biscuit

A nice way of calling someone a retard
when a "retard" leans their head on their shoulder they look like they are eating something

stop eating shoulder biscuits and act normal!!

by The retarded walrus November 13, 2011

deer biscuit

A snack eaten primarily by rednecks containing ground venison and baking soda. Often consumed along side with Moonshine as a chaser.

"ay Tony! you got any of them deer biscuits left!?"

by Possum Kicker August 3, 2017

meth biscuit

Biscuit referring to the measurement of the weight of an ounce.

It smells like there must be a Biscuit (meth biscuit)Factory in that trailer park.

by Theallamericancaveman August 5, 2017

Pinch Biscuit

A small round turd. Usually a result of constipation or lack of dietary fiber.

I sat on the shitter thinking I was gonna bust a huge growler but all I worked out was a pinch biscuit.

There was a pinch biscuit floating in the crapper by the break room.

I just dropped a handful of pinch biscuits.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018