Quarterly Bender

A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle

Tis time for the Quarterly Bender

by JenCn February 21, 2023

buffet bender

When a person usually your uncle bends you over the kitchen table and buttfucks you

You: Yeah me uncle did the 'ole buffet bender on me last night

Friend: wtf?

by crusadesraids August 19, 2022

bit bender

Low man on the computer programming totem pole. Turns other peoples ideas into code.

Stick him in a cubby. He's just a bit bender. We can get those by the bus load.

by kurcules July 27, 2010

Bender

This is a hockey slang term. It refers to a player whose ankles bend when they skate, use colored tape, and use a lot of clear tape on their ankles.

Look Bud, coach's kid is a total bender.

by IplayhockeyIplayhockey January 14, 2020

big bender

A large whet used to provoke her beast.

She appreciated his sophisticated use of big bender.

by Whet badger January 24, 2016

Bender

A hockey player who has weak skating skills. Generally causing their ankles to bend inwards toward the ice

Ex: Look at Jared Boudreau his ankles are kissing the ice without the tape. What a Bender!!!

by Bender On Ice November 11, 2015

Fender Bender

A sexually devious move in which one man shoves his genitalia under the taint until it protrudes from his anus and precedes to back up into the unexpecting anus of a partner.

My girlfriend Courtney said we needed to spice things up in the bedroom, so I thought I’d try the fender bender on her. We slapped cheeks until sunset and now my dick is sore

by SquidwardsClarinet May 22, 2018