The Garter Toss Champion is the lucky
guy who catches the brides Garter at a wedding reception. This is a
huge honor, which gives the recipient the title of designated drinker at the next wedding. Other acceptable prizes for winning the garter toss include unsolicited bridesmaid blowjobs.
Dude, I can't wait for Jonny and Kristi's wedding! I'
m gonna do all I can to become the Garter
Belt Champion. The spoils of victory
will be worth the months of training.