Someone who, unless they're an imbecile, knows from experience where their taser is and where their gun is.
by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!
Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.
Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.
Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!
by Robot_454857375 July 11, 2017

by martcraft June 6, 2018

the cloudy pool water after a geriatric aqua aerobics class consisting of various paper products, human liquids and solids, and various other sundries and whatnots
by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2017

A sexy unorthodox male who doesn’t tend to get as much sleep as maybe he should do. A commonly used phrase by this warlord would be “YOUTHHHH”.
by JimmySmith123 April 26, 2024

An individual with excessive years of internship at the same company, without receiving a job offer. Almost always is paid at half rate. Deserves little to no praise for work accomplished.
Those papers from the Senior Principle Intern finally arrived on my desk this morning, they are excessively late and faulty.
by ddos October 24, 2011

A psychological bias when you think that your abilities are better when you’re high than when you’re sober
by Smokinhotunitato November 21, 2021
