Senior Regret

The feeling you get days before you graduate knowing you have done nothing with your high school career

Jake: Damn man one week till graduation already, how you feeling
Henry: I can feel the Senior regret already.

by Hnutbigpp May 9, 2023

Park Center Senior High

Park Center Senior high or PHS is a school where “every body gets along” the teacher’s? Don’t even start. They’re so cheap they all went to that ghetto ass school and now they’re trying to teach us? Please! I’m still learning the same shit form 7th grade! Let’s not forget the smelly ass bathroom by the front of the schools, I’m sorry but y’all stank like ass. Bad ass, please stop doing your hair with bacons grease in the bathroom. It’s 8am and y’all smoke a whole ass joint on the bus or in the mf bathroom. Y’all good? No. I’m sorry but y’all Asian girls NEED to stop sharing a strawberry vape or a whole ass vape in general. I’m sorry for the girls who get pregnant by those low life guys and leave you! Y’all are strong!

Group of kids in the hallway at 7:00 before school fucken starts: *whisper*

*passes group of kids 2*

Group of kids 2: I’m pullin up to the mf school and shooting this shit down, *throws random gang signs up*

Group of kids 1 shocked: nahh, y’all bitch ass mother fuckers-

Administration: FUCKEN STOP, you BETTER STOP.

Snapchat: I’m shooting this school down, I’m calling all my homies, getting my two’s tomorrow

School administrators:**PANIC PANIC PANIC**

Sports students: omg I’m scare that we’re gonna get shot guys whahahaha.

Students: what, what’s going on?!

Police around the whole school: *mother fuckers waisting my time again*

Me: y-you think those mother fuckers are smart enough to do that?!!

Sarah: omg he goes to Park Center Senior high He must be hot!

Kid from PHS: no he’s ugly in the inside. Sorry

by Isatnskzyoushouldtoo September 12, 2020

Superior Senior Syndrome

Superior senior syndrome refers to the attitude some 12th graders develop, feeling superior simply because they are seniors. They may believe they deserve special treatment or privileges due to their status as the oldest students in the school. This mindset often comes with an expectation for preferential treatment and a sense of entitlement.

London: "Why does Jake keep cutting the lunch line and acting like he owns the place?"

Ally: "Oh, it's probably that Superior Senior Syndrome kicking in. He thinks being a senior means he should get special treatment."

by @selenakinkontwitter September 20, 2024

Senior officer

Someone that doesn't get to where they are by mistake, or on accident.

Someone who makes a lot of mistakes or accidents on the job usually doesn't keep their job too long, so a senior officer without a history of making mistakes or doing things on accident wouldn't shoot somebody on accident either.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

frank senior

An old guys dick

That guy must have a Frank Senior

by FRANK SENIOR May 10, 2018

Dating for seniors

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!

Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.

by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021

Senior Flabs

An upper arm growth of loose flesh that hangs down and wafts about with movement.

Ethel laughed so hard at Myna's comment that her senior flabs made a discernible flatulent noise.
bingo wings
bingo flaps

by gebb May 28, 2010