Two or more people who share everything with one another, knowing they can be trusted. People who would, if needed, take a bullet for their friend. Two or more people who, through all the new friends, new hobbies, new jobs, rough times, and high school, are ALWAYS there for each other, no matter how busy they are. A best friend is someone who can make you feel better no matter what.
by alisnotaman April 11, 2008

Someone who you can be completely comfortable and crazy around. Someone who doesn't care if they cause physical pain to you when you do something stupid - "you deserved it." Someone who will come pick you up in the middle of the night when your boyfriend's being an asshole. and they're twenty miles away. Someone who can be a complete bitch to you one day, then totally nice to you the next and expect you to forgive them - and you DO forgive them without hesitation. Someone who you fight with and yell at and hate constantly 99% of the time, and then get along five minutes after you just fought. Someone who, when you lose them in a big amusement park, you begin crying because you feel so lost without them. Someone who's not afraid to call you fat and ugly on your bad days, and then fat and ugly or your good days too. They're kind of like tumors in your body that never go away.
Teacher: "You two girls have been arguing all the way down the hall!"
Girl: She's being a bitch and calling me names and hitting me! She's really making me angry!"
Teacher: "Then go to the office and explain to the principal what she's doing and saying."
Girl: "Oh no! I could never do that! She's my best friend!"
Girl: She's being a bitch and calling me names and hitting me! She's really making me angry!"
Teacher: "Then go to the office and explain to the principal what she's doing and saying."
Girl: "Oh no! I could never do that! She's my best friend!"
by bestfriendhalf June 26, 2008

Someone who will deep throat your cock and stuff your balls into his cheecks liek a chipmunk whilst also licking your asshole. You complete me !
by oddballed January 23, 2010

by honesTEA15 February 25, 2019

Someone who you trust with your heart and soul, and is always there for you when ever you need them no matter what and is there for you when ever you need them. You see each other so often talk so much and laugh cry argue love lots but sometimes there's times when u want to rip each other's hair out because there so dam annoying but sometimes u want to give them a big hug
My best friend is better then yours
by It's me mia c November 12, 2017

Someone who you hate in every way possible who somehow found a way into your life. You started hanging out for a while, realized you had a lot in common, and then eventually started to love just a LITTLE bit more than you hated them so now you hang out when you look like Dookey, you can fart around, you can COMFORTABLY take a shit in their house and not get new toilet paper. You are also probably friends with their siblings now too even if they are 3 and you are 37.
Ugh. I gotta go to my best friends house in an hour. Prolly just gonna watch tik tok the whole time in awkward silence but still have fun somehow.
by theChickenButt March 23, 2022
