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You’re bald

Stupid, ignorant, not knowing what the fuck 2+2 means.
Hey ump that call was terrible you’re bald!!
by Karen Krusty August 29, 2020
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National Bald Day

May 21st is national bald day, share this with your favorite bald day
by Imedriac May 21, 2025
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little power bald

A small man who’s proud and bald - William
omg grandpa is such a little power bald
by mel bel July 16, 2023
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Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure
His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried
by Dat laddy July 26, 2022
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Bald

When you’re so surprised or excited for something, especially when you aren’t expecting it.
*Beyoncé releases a surprise album*

Me: OMG I AM SO BALD!
by leakeypipe January 21, 2022
mugGet the Baldmug.

Bald

John: u tryna go to the party at 8?

Mike: I’m bald.

Another example:

Mike: u wanna go swimming

John: I’m bald
by MattM. June 16, 2023
mugGet the Baldmug.

bald fox

Did u see that bald fox she is fine
by Bald fox October 17, 2017
mugGet the bald foxmug.

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