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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

The scale on which you rate a woman, based entirely on attractiveness.

1: 1s do not exist. A 1 is a person so vile that their very presence is sickening. They must be entirely physically unappealing, smell awful, and their personality makes them totally unbearable.

2: A 1 that either doesn't smell awful or is only mildly unbearable to be around.

3: Somebody who is physically unappealing but has other characteristics which make them desireable.
4: A 5 with no confidence
5: Average. It's OK to be a 5. People are imperfect.
6: A 5 with a great personality.
7: What's known as a "specific 10." Meaning that while she is generally very attractive, she has one feature that appeals to a guy with VERY specific preferences. It could be small boobs with tiny nipples. It could be he has a thing for gingers. It could be he is only attracted to short women. Every 7 is a 10 for somebody.
8: Could be a 9 if she put a little more effort in.
9: A 9 is the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. She is a 9. She is not a 10, she is a 9.

10. 10s do not exist. A 10 is a 9 on all other accounts, but with the "x factor" quality of a 7 that makes her irresistible. A 10 is unfathomable. You tell stories about having seen one, and your bros don't believe you, and tell you that surely it was a 9. When you see a 10 you never forget.

Keep in mind that the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale is a bell curve. 4s, 5s, and 6s are the most common. 1s and 10s practically do not exist.
Holy shit, bro! I saw a woman who I would rank a 10 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale
by Mr Cnowledge September 4, 2016
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hart attack

The finishing move used by Bret "the Hitman" Hart and Jim "the Anvil" Neidhart the Hart Foundation.
Bret off the rope with the hart attack. We have new tag team champions!
by Keith B November 10, 2006
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sweatsack attack

When, after vigorous physical activity, a man's ball sack becomes moist and syrupy. When the man takes off his shorts, his sack swings up into his face, and sticks to his forehead. This common problem causes temporary blindness and loss of balance.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.
"I had a massive sweatsack attack after football practice yesterday."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."
by Boris Kruschev January 11, 2009
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tard attack

when a mentally challenged person gets abnormally enraged.
Similar to tard rage or going psycho or mental.
Otis pulled a tard attack and started kicking and screaming when he was asked to leave the store by the manager.
by busterboner August 28, 2009
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The Attack Helicopter

Where you get your dick to the point of bursting and proceed to spin in CIRCLES while jizz spews everywhere.
Bro my house is destroyed because I practiced The Attack Helicopter.
by sept1cslice January 1, 2021
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Reverse Heart Attack

The constraining feeling in your chest after you drank too much coffee or just consumed an energy drink. You feel antsy, paranoid, energized and sick all at the same time. Much like the feeling you get when you're having an anxiety attack but is not painful.
Getting little sleep the night before, Jill drank three cups of coffee on an empty stomach and later felt the symptoms of a reverse heart attack.
by D(2) June 12, 2008
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Sexually attractive

Basically to be sexually irresistible to the opposite sex male/female due to dress style physical appearance or verbal communication your definitely going to want to have sex with that particular person
by Savy my nigga January 14, 2019
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